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Hypertext Assassin Award

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Hypertext Assassin AwardSuccessful software projects arent a fluke. They dont come to teams that slack off either. It takes curiosity, deliberation, and relentless teamwork from a group of people who are the best at what they do. And as captains at the helm of these projects, tech leaders dont just pat their tireless team on the back. They hand them something to cherish. Like an award from Engrave. Quirky, thoughtful, and worthy of a space on the desk, these pretty pixelated
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DBH
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Tasty product
Flavor Name: Original Beef
Chomps it’s probably the most healthy choice you can choose or beef jerky. I really like it, but I think it is on the expensive side.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
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Vicki Bennett
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Great Chomps!
Flavor Name: Original Beef
My husband and I loved the taste of the Chomps. He was ok with the Chomps. I was thirsty after eating one. Enjoyed the taste though.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
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Erlinda
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Tasty snack
Flavor Name: Original Beef
I love chomps for the protein, taste, and ease of eating. Comes in many flavors. My only complaint is that it is pricey. I’m willing to pay because it is grass fed beef, zero sugar, and made with real ingredients.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2026
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Beth Small
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Chomps Grassfed Beef Sticks
Flavor Name: Original Beef
I can't stop eating these. Need I say more? They are delicious. Have a nice spicy aftertaste...and remind of a Slim Jim without the bad ingredients. Wonderful!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026
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Brooklyn Babe
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 1
Still looking for a better brand
Flavor Name: Original Beef
These are fine for what they are and are better than most brands. I loved their discontinued Cranberry Habanero beef sticks. Those worked great within my KETO lifestyle and were their best tasting offering. Then, these fools decided they wanted to basically cater to Carnivore or Carnivore-leaning lifestyles and did away with the best version of their meat sticks. They've never gotten the basic Habanero beef sticks to where I like the taste. This plain version will do as will the Salted Beef sticks until I find another brand that does a decent Cranberry Habanero or similar offering without the ick. However, the last box of Salted Beef sticks that I purchased directly from Chomps both tastes and feels underdone to me and I have to heat before eating them. I also ordered and tried their limited edition Smoky BBQ beef sticks. They were just meh. Had my brother try them and he also said they were meh. Decent brand but I am still looking for a brand to come into the arena and lay waste to all of the others. UPDATE: I purchased two boxes directly from Chomps. They are trash. Got sick after eating two. Some smell absolutely horrible upon opening and others in the boxes taste disgusting. The ones that haven't smelled or tasted bad at first bite, DONT TASTE DONE. That's it. I won't be purchasing from Chomps either through Amazon or directly. I no longer like or recommend this brand.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2024

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